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Originally Posted by fltsfshr,Jan 12 2005, 11:56 AM
Don't forget the giant alligators in the sewers!!
fltsfshr
At least NYC keeps that damn things in the sewers, you people let 'em run around people's back yards and streets eating vagrants and puppies! Not that eating vagrants is a bad thing, cleans out the gene pool, but when granny's pink dyed poodle was eaten a few years ago, she had me go down there to console her and I had to put up with all you Q-tip drivers in those Oldsmobile Roadmonsters and Coupe so Viles driving 10 miles an hour on the interstate on your way to screw up the election.
What America needs is a good appendectomy and give Florida back to Cuba as reparations for the 50 years we've been treating Castro so badly.
LOVE IT. Got 2 wars going!! It takes me back to when I was a little girl... would get my older sister and younger sister fighting...step out... smile... watch them get in trouble!
Oh, and that cut little kitty.. well you never know what lurks behind that cute little facade..
If my husband would get on this site he has a great list of reasons why motorcyles are better than females. Not quite the men vs. women but it is funny and naughty.
Ok Kyras
I saw that post where you got him a nickname on here and hoped he'd use it.
This looks like his opportunity to shine.
I'd like to see the motorcycle thing. Just the fact you mentioned it tells me he and I'd get along just fine.
And regarding pink poodles, she'd never have had that problem until the animal rights lovers forced us to quit killing those alligators for shoes.
Fltfshr, you need some accolades for that quick wit....It made me laugh out loud. And... may I add.... For all you men out there... "real" men know this: HAPPY WIFE...HAPPY LIFE (I got my man buying that one hook, line and sinker!!)