I particularly like #26

 

Val, I'm offering up a for you and Granny. You are bad.

Oh and that convent thing? I'm sorry, but had you gone with that plan in life, they might have asked you to leave after a week or so.

 

I'm going with #24.

 

that may be true, especially if I pulled out my bubble bath and pampering stuff and asked them which way to the spa.

 

I like #1. When I'm good I'm very good, but when I'm bad I'm better. Being bad is more fun. I've never tried blond.

 

Maybe you should consider it. I love it. Go to one of those places that puts your face on a computer screen and then shows you what different colors/cuts will look like. That's what I did about 20 years ago. I have no regrets.

 

I don't think my coloring goes with blond. I'm too red skinned. But it would be fun to do the computer thing to see.

 

^^ It was fun. They put all kinds of funky hairdos on the screen too. I chose the color/cut I now have (pretty much) and its so simple and easy I just kept it. The only bad thing about being blonde is that it requires regular maintenance. I go to the salon every month and have it redone. As I've matured, it takes much less time and doesn't darken as quickly as it did when I was younger. If it ever turns totally silver, I'll quit coloring it.

 

Here's one from Groucho.

"Women should be obscene and not heard".

 

Whilst we're on Groucho:

"A man who gets married a second time doesn't deserve to have lost his first wife."

"A man who gets married a third time doesn't deserve anything at all which is probably what he'll end up with."