So I was tooling on home from my #1 favoritist brown persons home this evening, and while I was driving, a friendly little Blue evo drove up next to me right on a nice strech of 290 that never has cops. Well I decided to try and keep up with him, and then he slowed down, so I slowed down, and I never had more than 2 car lengths behind him. we did that a couple times and then he was getting off the highway, on the exit ramp I pulled up next to him to wave.

and when I waved, he held up an L. For lancer I think.

1. Why were there 3 ppl in his car?
2. Whats with the gigantic fireball coming out of his exhaust?
3. Why was he calling me a loser for not being as fast?, I thought this was a friendly endeavor.
4. His car being a smigen faster than mine with some ems tweaks makes me kind of horney, and although I dont like men, Id kinda like to have sex with that sweet man. Id also like to add that he would be the catcher.

 

Lancers are gay, think about it, they are ALL named LANCE.

#4 on your list makes be think your new nickname is "LANCE."

 

* the "Lance" on 2 wheels, w/ shaved legs, has more ball than you'll ever have, hence "Lance" isn't gay.
* moon was gay before he was nicknamed.

a Chevy Aveo cut me off on the runoff lane this morning on 90/94 then flipped me the bird, but it was a Black chic so I'm still pondering if calling her a dyke would make me feel better.

My neighbor w/ a white '05 EVO MR invites all neighbors over for beer / sports on Sundays except me. he must not like me cuz of my black car.

 

or maybe b/c u r not ghey and he is. (Not that there is anything wrong with that)

 

Just read my own quote and what is really ghey is my text spelling. I am such a lazy ass. Too lazy to type "you"

 

Actually no, he has fewer balls than I do. He had to have them surgically removed. He was also "with" Sheryl Crow which doesn't exactly lend credance to the whole non-ghey thing. Add in his favorite color is yellow, and well, there you go with that.

Mabey he just doesn't like you for you.

 

When it breaks down, he'll need the other two to push.

 

So true, so true.

 

lancers