ugh - he also will yank open the paper feed tray if he fks up on the copier and asks for too many copies thus beginning the 5-10 minutes of clearing out all the paper jams as a result...

 

I think you need to slap him upside the head.

And Picture Related:

 

major security hole...

 

Stupid kids who get a rise out of potentially causing serious damage by throwing stuff at passing cars.... they're lucky I didn't have my baseball bat in my trunk like I do now.

 

I have a 100 piece tool set at all times and a breaker bar.

 

A bit more expensive than a baseball bat, but far more intimidating:

 

Getting "punked" and harassed by douchbags in a Mazda6 (standard model, not Mazdaspeed) with dealer plates trying to get me to race them. Seriously, If I dont downshift by your third speedup, I don't want to race. And please, don't tailgate me trying to get me to speed up or cut in front of me just to irritate me for not racing. Not to mention street racing (in general is stupid but) on the freeway at 1:30 AM is a rather retarded thing to do. . . . Shoo! . . .

 

Working 6 days a week then the boss decides to make me work 12 hour shifts on that 6th day (Saturday) for the next 2 months.

The worse thing? Im not even working 40 hours.

 

I prefer a remington 870. ;-)

 

Yeah, I did have my pretty substantial mechanics tool set in the back, but that would have taken too long. Perhaps I need to put my Grandpa's old pipe wrench (that was made at a factory where he worked) in my car, under my seat, again.