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Old Nov 8, 2009 | 08:53 PM
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a slingshot and some marbles in the cup holder would be a lot more fun garrison.

my vent: why the F*** does it always take my passengers longer to get out the car then i do.

i parked and out the car already and they're still in the damn car!!!!
whats there left for you to do that you're still in the car!?!?!?!?!?!
when i park i gotta shut the engine down, turn the lights off, set the parking brake, put it in gear, close the radio door, unbuckle then get out.
what do you have to do? unbuckle....... then GTFO!!!!!
how is it that i'm able to do all that and stand outside the car waiting for you and you're just barely opening the door?!?!

1) we are nearing our destination.you should be ready to get up and out the F***ing car!

2) you been sitting there doing NOTHING the entire trip. you should have been ready to go.

3) no sonia i NEVER apologize for locking the car while you're still in it.
Old Nov 8, 2009 | 10:48 PM
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Originally Posted by jeggy,Nov 8 2009, 11:53 PM
a slingshot and some marbles in the cup holder would be a lot more fun garrison.
Ooo, a slingshot drive-by does sound pretty nice.
Old Nov 9, 2009 | 02:20 AM
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How about a water baloon launching turret coming out of the sunroof on your Mini?
Old Nov 9, 2009 | 07:59 AM
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When someone posts a dozen pictures of their car, and some jackass quotes the entire post including the dozen pictures just to say something like "that's sick"
Old Nov 9, 2009 | 08:40 AM
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Originally Posted by Mountain-man,Nov 9 2009, 05:20 AM
How about a water baloon launching turret coming out of the sunroof on your Mini?
Too harmless.
Old Nov 9, 2009 | 08:49 AM
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Originally Posted by clawhammer,Nov 9 2009, 10:59 AM
When someone posts a dozen pictures of their car, and some jackass quotes the entire post including the dozen pictures just to say something like "that's sick"
clean, & baller. Dat ish looks hella tight, now drop it like it's hot.
Old Nov 9, 2009 | 09:05 AM
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Originally Posted by clawhammer,Nov 9 2009, 10:59 AM
When someone posts a dozen pictures of their car, and some jackass quotes the entire post including the dozen pictures just to say something like "that's sick"
Shit pisses me off too.

30 picture post, DONT ****ING QUOTE IT AND MAKE IT 60 PICTURES........

People do it ALL the time on here.
Old Nov 9, 2009 | 09:52 AM
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I don't mind quoting 1 pic if it is from the previous page. But yes, it is teh ghey.

My vent: There is a f-ing cricket living somewhere in my bedroom. It doesn't wake me up but it keeps up for a while. Can't seem to find it either.
Old Nov 9, 2009 | 11:17 AM
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Originally Posted by K1ngfunK,Nov 9 2009, 11:40 AM
Too harmless.
Then replace the water balloons with rocks.
Old Nov 9, 2009 | 11:37 AM
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Originally Posted by jeggy,Nov 8 2009, 09:53 PM
my vent: why the F*** does it always take my passengers longer to get out the car then i do.
Maybe your passengers expect you to be a gentleman and hold the door open for them.

Then again, my passengers are almost always out of the car before me. They must know I'm not a gentleman.



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