Sounds like you expect Sonia to jump out of the car as you're parking! Tuck and roll!

 

 

There's a cricket somewhere in my apartment, too!!

 

you guys need some pet spiders.

 

People calling me Mr. James.

 

Having to work the day after thanksgiving

 

My snow tires & wheels were delivered last night, but it seems I don't have the lug key for my car...every single lug is a locking lug

 

Some friggin idiot in a motorhome "kissed" my Audi while stopped at a light and then didn't even bother to stop. I already had a scratch on the rear bumper from an unknown person apparently backing into it while it was parked, now I may have a second scratch.

to the Bitch that hit me!

 

Why didn't you go after them and chase them down?

 

Actually, I did try to, but somehow lost them. I pulled over to look at my car at a gas station, watched them drive by, jumped back in my car and headed in the direction the motorhome was travelling, but by then it was too late. They must have pulled down a side street without me noticing because I was going pretty fast and would have easily caught up if they continued in the same direction.