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Old 05-14-2008, 11:47 AM
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only problem with goats is weight, and weight distribution. Typically mines are set for a heavier weight, so a goat having one hoof on a mine is not the same as a human with one foot on it.

I can already guess your solution - duct tape a few on top of each other.

The other problem is that just because the goats went through the field, it doesn't mean all the mines were destroyed. I'm not sure I want to be the first guy to walk through the field after the goats 'demined' it.

Yeah I know, make the PETA people walk through it first....
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50kg ballast on the goats!
Old 05-14-2008, 12:13 PM
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Originally Posted by psychophd,May 14 2008, 11:47 AM
only problem with goats is weight, and weight distribution. Typically mines are set for a heavier weight, so a goat having one hoof on a mine is not the same as a human with one foot on it.
then lets send some elephants.. just for fun!
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maybe the elephants could hurl the goats?
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Originally Posted by 05TurboS2k,May 14 2008, 12:18 PM
maybe the elephants could hurl the goats?
lol right, hurl them onto the land mines. Good thinking!
Old 05-14-2008, 12:30 PM
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Originally Posted by psychophd,May 14 2008, 11:47 AM
only problem with goats is weight, and weight distribution. Typically mines are set for a heavier weight, so a goat having one hoof on a mine is not the same as a human with one foot on it.

I can already guess your solution - duct tape a few on top of each other.

The other problem is that just because the goats went through the field, it doesn't mean all the mines were destroyed. I'm not sure I want to be the first guy to walk through the field after the goats 'demined' it.

Yeah I know, make the PETA people walk through it first....
Why you gotta hate on the goats?

BTW, have you seen how big and heavy a goat can get? Not to mention a 5 year old child can set off the land mine, so a goat with a hard pointer hoof (more conentrated wieght per sq inch) should be able to set it off also.

No mine fields are ever truely disarmed. Sad, but true.
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the new generation of US land mine have an expiration timer, they go out of service(aka will not go off) after a certain period of time, thus eliminating the problem in the first place.(let's hope the rest of the world will do so)

doesn't vietnam use to take criminal(or political opposition) to clear out mine field?

what are the cost of raising tons of goat and transport them around?

i am sure the people will not eat blew off meat with metal inside of them
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Originally Posted by iam7head,May 14 2008, 12:49 PM
i am sure the people will not eat blew off meat with metal inside of them
I'm sure starving people will. Have you seen what those people eat to begin with. Plus mines don't blow the goat apart. People/Kids loose legs and arms, but live. So it's not like when they blew up the wale on the beach, it's not going to rain down Goat pieces.

You know what iam7head, you pissed me off, NO GOAT FOR YOU!!
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Originally Posted by chairmnofthboard,May 14 2008, 12:58 PM
I'm sure starving people will. Have you seen what those people eat to begin with. Plus mines don't blow the goat apart. People/Kids loose legs and arms, but live. So it's not like when they blew up the wale on the beach, it's not going to rain down Goat pieces.

You know what iam7head, you pissed me off, NO GOAT FOR YOU!!
haha

just asking, i never been to places like that before to be honest.

well depend what type of mine i guess, toe popper vs claymore
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wow.. CMOB is my hero for the day.


How can I use a goat to stop my girlfriend's constant whining??


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