Always live away from your parents. Far enough to where they don't pop in on you all the time.

 

Always unintentionally.

 

Always, verify the age of the hottie you are trying to pick up. Especially if you think she's under 18.

 

Always wear appropriate protection for all tasks

 

Always lock your doors.

 

I thought the lady should always come first

 

always check the toilet after you flush a condom . .. . . . if not it could be embarassing later!

 

Always look both ways before crossing the street...or having sex in a public place

 

Always dispose of condoms properly - flushing them is not the proper way. They can get lodged in your sewage pipe and mess your plumbing up... when the rotorooter pulls up a big wad of used rubbers, that is embarassing.*



* happened to an acquaintence...

 

Always give Sophia a goodnight...