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Originally Posted by zdave87,Sep 24 2008, 07:16 AM
I'll answer this.
Hells no! WTF are you a man or mouse? Drink
, watch pron, fart, smoke some cigars, invite some friends over, throw a party and let her clean it up when she gets home.
Hells no! WTF are you a man or mouse? Drink
, watch pron, fart, smoke some cigars, invite some friends over, throw a party and let her clean it up when she gets home.
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Bravo. I'm not sure I'm worth the level of effort put into this careful analysis.
I have made some glaring errors, and will continue methinks. Asking people I don't know to do things with their clothes that could be taken as a double entendre is one that will stop.
My mo is witty for the sake of itself, so guilty as charged. Certianly less narcissistic as some here, but just in a different way.
I laud WFB and feel that that is a far too generous comparison. If I've reached some pinnacle of condacension, then I guess that was my particular mountain. But my sin of pride has been too widely flown from said summit, and I agree that I'll stop wrapping myself in it. At least to claim my birth right as G-K: complete and utter asshole.
I have made some glaring errors, and will continue methinks. Asking people I don't know to do things with their clothes that could be taken as a double entendre is one that will stop.
My mo is witty for the sake of itself, so guilty as charged. Certianly less narcissistic as some here, but just in a different way.
I laud WFB and feel that that is a far too generous comparison. If I've reached some pinnacle of condacension, then I guess that was my particular mountain. But my sin of pride has been too widely flown from said summit, and I agree that I'll stop wrapping myself in it. At least to claim my birth right as G-K: complete and utter asshole.
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From: SJC
Originally Posted by BBY2KS2K,Sep 24 2008, 07:03 AM
Unkie Trunkie,
Stephanie is out of town with her mom in New Orleans and won't be back until tomorrow. Should I slack off today (my day off) or should I clean up the house and do laundry?
Stephanie is out of town with her mom in New Orleans and won't be back until tomorrow. Should I slack off today (my day off) or should I clean up the house and do laundry?
. Aside from that, zdave is on the right track. However, with it come some of Unkie Trunkie's favorite caveats:
1. Do Laundry. Really. Make sure you have enough clean undies. Beyond that, F it. The sniff test is your friend.
2. Drink. Heavily. Better yet, finish a bottle of good shit that you probably should share with Steph, but won't.
Hiding the evidence is at your discretion.3. Clean the TV and your 1:18s. . . be a man; take care of YOUR shit.
4. Watch pRon. . . and skip that medium-core quasi-lesbian-okay-to-watch-with-your-gf shit. . . Gonzo Hardcore is your friend.
5. Eat food that'll give you heinous gas. You'll want to pre-fragrance the house, and/or cover up for that funky smell of spoo and vaseline. . . .
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Originally Posted by INTJ,Sep 24 2008, 08:44 AM
Bravo. I'm not sure I'm worth the level of effort put into this careful analysis.
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Originally Posted by 8D_In_Trunk,Sep 24 2008, 09:38 AM
Let me first say that I'm somewhat disappointed in zdave's answer, as he said, "fart," rather than spelling it out correctly, .
Aside from that, zdave is on the right track. However, with it come some of Unkie Trunkie's favorite caveats:
1. Do Laundry. Really. Make sure you have enough clean undies. Beyond that, F it. The sniff test is your friend.
2. Drink. Heavily. Better yet, finish a bottle of good shit that you probably should share with Steph, but won't. Hiding the evidence is at your discretion.
3. Clean the TV and your 1:18s. . . be a man; take care of YOUR shit.
4. Watch pRon. . . and skip that medium-core quasi-lesbian-okay-to-watch-with-your-gf shit. . . Gonzo Hardcore is your friend.
5. Eat food that'll give you heinous gas. You'll want to pre-fragrance the house, and/or cover up for that funky smell of spoo and vaseline. . . .
. Aside from that, zdave is on the right track. However, with it come some of Unkie Trunkie's favorite caveats:
1. Do Laundry. Really. Make sure you have enough clean undies. Beyond that, F it. The sniff test is your friend.
2. Drink. Heavily. Better yet, finish a bottle of good shit that you probably should share with Steph, but won't.
Hiding the evidence is at your discretion.3. Clean the TV and your 1:18s. . . be a man; take care of YOUR shit.
4. Watch pRon. . . and skip that medium-core quasi-lesbian-okay-to-watch-with-your-gf shit. . . Gonzo Hardcore is your friend.
5. Eat food that'll give you heinous gas. You'll want to pre-fragrance the house, and/or cover up for that funky smell of spoo and vaseline. . . .
Just got back from the range and shot off 150 rounds of .40 cal ammo at my employer's expense. I'm now eating Alfy's pizza (Stephanie hates Alfy's) listening to Jimi Hendrix's "Voodoo Child" and
ing. Life is good. 