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Old Nov 25, 2009 | 02:56 PM
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Originally Posted by zzziippyyy,Nov 25 2009, 03:49 PM
Unkie, Why do they call it a TV set when you only get one?
Because the Tele and the Vision used to be sold separately. Now, they're sold as a set.

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Unkie, why does Zzziippyyy ask so many questions?


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Old Nov 25, 2009 | 02:58 PM
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Originally Posted by zzziippyyy,Nov 25 2009, 03:50 PM
Unkie, If bees live in an apiary, do apes live in a beeiary?
No. Apes live here.
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Originally Posted by zzziippyyy,Nov 25 2009, 03:50 PM
Unkie, If crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight?
Freedom.

Freedom isn't free; it's market price. Therefore you need a broker, and possibly a lawyer in order to be free.

This is not news.
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Originally Posted by EVAN&MONICA,Nov 25 2009, 03:56 PM
Unkie, why does Zzziippyyy ask so many questions?


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Beats the shit out of me.

I suspect that he's just out to enhance his post cock, and he doesn't realize I'm unamused and underwhelmed (by both his post cock and his questions).
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Originally Posted by EVAN&MONICA,Nov 25 2009, 06:56 PM
Unkie, why does Zzziippyyy ask so many questions?


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Because one us has to support 8d's insatiable need to exercise his brain.
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Unkie, If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?
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Originally Posted by zzziippyyy,Nov 25 2009, 04:22 PM
Unkie, If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?
Have to? No, but they lose points.
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Unkie, If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is this considered a hostage situation?
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Unkie, Why do we sing "Take me out to the ball game," when we are already there?



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