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Old Nov 25, 2009 | 03:27 PM
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Originally Posted by zzziippyyy,Nov 25 2009, 04:25 PM
Unkie, If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is this considered a hostage situation?
No. It's only a hostage situation of one personality starts talking the other out of talking to the negotiator.
Old Nov 25, 2009 | 03:28 PM
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Originally Posted by 8D_In_Trunk,Nov 25 2009, 07:27 PM
No. It's only a hostage situation of one personality starts talking the other out of talking to the negotiator.
Old Nov 25, 2009 | 03:41 PM
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Originally Posted by zzziippyyy,Nov 25 2009, 04:25 PM
Unkie, Why do we sing "Take me out to the ball game," when we are already there?
If you were at a Washington Nationals game, you may have often wondered to which ball game you could have been taken.
Old Nov 25, 2009 | 04:33 PM
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Unkie, are you getting at work tonight?
Old Nov 25, 2009 | 04:44 PM
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Originally Posted by shareall,Nov 25 2009, 05:33 PM
Unkie, are you getting at work tonight?
I'm politely buzzed. I have to drive home in a bit and make the appetizers for tomorrow.
Old Nov 25, 2009 | 11:49 PM
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Originally Posted by zzziippyyy,Nov 25 2009, 04:12 PM
Because one us has to support 8d's insatiable need to exercise his brain.
That doesn't answer the question, because my 9 year old could field your questions with brain cells left to contemplate a life of crime, running for the Presidency...or both...
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Unkie, just because they call it Thanksgiving...are we REQUIRED to say thanks for something...?
Old Nov 26, 2009 | 01:23 AM
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Originally Posted by brantshali,Nov 26 2009, 03:49 AM
That doesn't answer the question, because my 9 year old could field your questions with brain cells left to contemplate a life of crime, running for the Presidency...or both...
and that would be a good thing, as we use less than 10% of our brain cells during our lifetime
Old Nov 26, 2009 | 02:19 AM
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Originally Posted by brantshali,Nov 26 2009, 12:50 AM
Unkie, just because they call it Thanksgiving...are we REQUIRED to say thanks for something...?
No. You're protected by the First Amendment on speech. Tradition though, dictates you should give Small Pox to somebody.
Old Nov 26, 2009 | 02:21 AM
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I use 5% of my brain at any time, as I'm donating the remaining 5% of my active brain to alcohol (usually).



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