Granted. She stop's douching and her kitty starts really stinking.


I wish the weather would stay warm here all year long.

 

Granted. The warmth causes no rain equaling to no growth for trees, which equates to no oxygen, which results in the death of you, which means no Gallardo for you.

I wish my dad would buy a Lotus Elise SC (he's been eyeing one, but doesn't want to bother with it just yet, even though I convinced him that it's well worth the dough).

 

Granted, but he doesn't let you look at it touch it and for sure not drive it.


I wish Dummer, I mean Umar, knew that it does not rain here in So Cal anyway so his point is null.

 

Granted but the concept is so difficult for him it takes up all of his brain power.



I wish my co-worker would dump her douchebag bf and get with me.

 

Granted, but then he knifes for stealing his girl and you end up with a colostomy, and she gets back together with him.


I wish I would stop getting headaches.

 

Granted. You read somewhere the masturbation helps and become a chronic masturbator, and you develop tennis elbow.




I wish I hadn't had in-n-out twice yesterday, killing my love for the place.

 

Granted. Instead, you starved to death because you didn't eat anything else yesterday.



I wish s2000raj wouldn't stop getting headaches.

 

granted, he died, no more headaches now.

I wish I didn't have flood control

 

Granted: Now you don't have flood control. the world is not affected and you wasted your wish on something stupid.


I wish for many fish to be caught during this weekend's bachelor party/fishing trip.

 

Granted. Many fish are caught, and you can see the people who caught them across the lake from your party. You run out of beer and with no fish, the party is over.

I wish the election was over so that the simpletons who actually think there is a difference between a Republican and a Democrat would STFU!