Granted, and next year After McCain croaks and President Palin signs the unilateral friends with Russia treaty we are then part of the new USSR.


I wish I had had dessert with my lunch today.

 

Granted. Your dessert was a cherry pie, but it turned out you were allergic to some secret ingredient in it. You get sent to the hospital, feel better, find out your insurance policy doesn't cover your own decision to eat something you're allergic to, so you get billed $40,000. You don't have the money for it, so you sell your S2K, but still don't have enough; eventually, you commit suicide.

I wish my insurance for my S didn't expire.

 

Granted. You get in it and are t-boned by a soccermom in an h2 and spend the rest of your days as a quadrapelegic.

 

^^^No wish?


Well, in that case, I'll continue with:

I wish the soccer mom who t-boned my S would die a very painful death.

 

Granted, she's now vice-president!

I wish her the exact same life expectancy of her running mate.

 

Granted, a breakthrough lets McCain live for ever. THey get married and make themselves King and Queen of 'merica.


I wish i would stay in shape without working out.

 

Granted. You become a triangle.



I wish my rich great aunt would give me a 1/4 of a million dollars.

 

Granted. For your next birthday, she gives you several Monopoly games, and you get $250,000 bucks in Monopoly money. To show your appreciation, you sit down and play a game with her, but on your very first throw you go directly to jail. Do not pass go, do not collect $200.



I wish it was around 70* F instead of 92* F in #@$&ing October!!

 

Granted, climate change moves the last antarctic ice mass off of pasadena, where it moderates your 125 f winter temps to 70, for 3 days.

I wish I had a cappuchino right now.

 

Granted. You got one for $10 from Starbucks but someone spit in it.



I wish my wish didn't have a negative reprecussion.