Granted but you forgot to save your wins in Gran Turismo and start all over with a Honda Civic type r




I wish my evo would magically turn back into an s2k.

 

Granted, but it's now a decepticon and steps on you crushing your head.


I wish the installers in my garage would finish their work soon.

 

Granted. They do a half-assed job.




I wish I understood why s2000raj is so fascinated with Gallardo's.

 

Granted, you understand, but are now driven insane because the logic is so boggling.


I wish I had $100 for everytime I corrupted someone elses wish.

 

Granted, but then you are in a higher tax bracket and all that money plus much of your previous take home are now property of Unkie Sam.


I wish Umar understood that I'm eyeing a purchase of a Gallardo and the thought excites me.

 

Granted. Umar understands. But you are still noi closer to owning said Gilberto.



I wish my dog wasn't such a spaz.

 

Granted. Your dog is now dead.

I wish I had the nerve to stop participating in this thread. It bums me out.

 

Granted. Your failure to participate constiitutes your PWA padge being revoked. In your grief, you decide to date Raj and end up getting him preggers. He decides to have the baby and it grows up to win the lottery the day after you die a lonely old man.

I wish it would rain already!

 

Granted, and it rained and rained, and you never got the invite to Noah's Ark, but hey, theres always the hope for an afterlife right?

I wish I didn't have responsibilities for a few days.

 

Granted. But that was the weekend and now it's Monday again.

I wish my COTAR wasn't such a douche.