Granted, all your wishes are positive. The universe then ceases to exist due to the lack of balance.

I wish that Umar gets his wish.

 

Granted. I wished for you to wish for my wish to come true and it happened.


I wish this thread wasn't so dead.

 

I was just going to wish that more people played this game.


Phμck it...I can't currupt that wish.

 

Well, I can!

Granted (my own wish). The thread becomes alive and begins killing all those who allowed it to drop to the second page in just a few hours.


I wish more people participated in this game so it wouldn't just be the same genies granting these tiring, thoughtless wishes.

 

Granted, Groovyneil comes back and ruins the game and the whole site.


I wish I could vacation in Europe.

 

Granted. You meet a nice girl there, fall in love with her, try to convince her to come to the United States with you, but she refuses, so you decide to marry her and permanently reside in Europe; however, it turns out that she lives in a small village where she is married to ten other men, so you get angry and one day kill her. Her other husbands try to kill you, but you escape and head for the nearest airport... 500 miles away on foot! By the time you reach 125 miles away from the village, you die of heat exhaustion. Your last thought was, "Dammit.. I should've wished for something else."

I wish s2000raj didn't die in Europe.

 

Granted. He dies in your arms, with the paparazzi around. Regardless of what you may, or may not have done with him, you both are marked as "close personal friends," thus leaving you to 'splain what was going on to all manner of other friends and family.

I wish I had a sammich. . . again.

 

Granted. While you were eating it, you noticed a magazine on the floor in the restaurant you were eating in. You picked up and saw the picture of myself holding the ailing Raj in my arms. It made you vomit so much that your intestines tore through your mouth and onto the floor. You sued the restaurant, claiming it was the restaurant's fault you felt sick; however, surveillance tapes showed you staring at the tabloid cover, masturbating aggressively, so the restaurant sued you for "running their name in the dirt." You lost everything, including your manhood, to the restaurant owner.


I wish 8D didn't see the tabloid cover of s2000raj dying in my arms.

 

granted, he is blind and can't see shit. Good job asshole.

I wish my s2000 had an ls7 in it.

 

Granted. You still have your stock motor as your engine, but the LS7 is sitting in your passenger seat because you don't know how to install it. Good job, dumbass.


I wish 9KRDLIN had an LS7 engine in his S2000.