Granted. Now that you can breathe, you can smell the that 8d left.


I wish Majijuana was legal.

 

Granted, but now the world is filled with lazy, stoned losers who are always hungry, but have no money for food... they starve to death but had a good time doing it.

I wish Papa John's would accept my damn online pizza order. (Inclement weather! It's sunny and 80* outside!... and yes I see the irony)

 

Granted. The price of gas has made online delivery cost of a pizza $375.





I wish that my salary at work doubled.

 

Granted, you get laid off tomorrow because they can't afford you any longer.

I wish that in the event of hurricanes people would evacuate when told to do so.

 

Granted. During the next hurricane everyone evacuates and the Cubans invade and take over most of Florida.

I wish some people werent assholes.

 

Granted, they all are.

I wish people stopped emptying every pocket for Bill Gate$.

 

Granted, and unfortunately I forgot what was going on

I wish I had some food

 

Granted. You have some ramen noodles.

I wish the iPhone apps would go down in their prices.

 

Granted. Now your iPhone kicks you out of Safari as much as my girlfriend's first gen Iphone.

I wish I was little bit taller,
I wish I was a baller
I wish I had a girl who looked good
I would call her
I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat
and a '64 Impala

 

Granted, but your career fizzled in the mid 90's. You will spend the rest of your life sending out demo tapes of your new song "I wish I wasn't a one hit wonder".

I wish I could find a hot new chick and finally get over the last one.