Granted, he now ties his shoes, stands up, and is smart enough to notice you are in idiot, and cans your ass on the spot.


I wish there was more s2000 members on s2ki than civic/integra owners lurking for a new pair of seats

 

Granted. There was what you wished, but now it's as you say it's become.


I wish I didn't have biceps tendinitis so I could build up my GUNS!

 

Granted, now you have normal man-sized arms but the rest of you is still child-sized.


I wish that nudity was publicly acceptable in theis country.

 

Granted, but only morbidly obese people with fecal impactions bother.

I wish I could find a PC at lowes instead of having it mailed...

 

Granted. You have Problem Child mailed to you and now you have to feed and bathe him.

I wish I could always win at Vegas.

 

Granted. But you owe the IRS 60 billion dollars with compound hourly interest.

Wish problem child could be cleaned up with a PC.

 

Granted: By cleaned up, he's banned from s2ki, has nothing better to do with his time so he comes to live with you and you have to feed him and bathe him.

I wish candy didn't cause obesity and tooth decay.

 

Granted, but she causes syphilis and moral decrepitude, and you end up wishing you were a roady for the plasmatics.

I wish that the coffee was warm and not burnt.

 

Granted, Problem Child comes to live with you and in exchange for making your warm coffee you have to feed him and bathe him.

I wish I wasn't sleepy.

 

Granted. A will come and make you f@#k for multiple hours and in turn become exhausted

I wish I wasn't so congested