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Old Oct 7, 2002 | 11:19 AM
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and wanders into the sideshow tent, where he hits on two female midget Siamese twin performing acrobats. He takes them home, they start drinking, one thing leads to another, and he finds himself in the sack with them. Louie starts doing Sue. While Louie is doing Sue, Sally gives him a full body massage. When Louie comes, the twins squeal in unison and execute a perfect triple back flip, which is easy because they're both Siamese twins and acrobats. Then Louie starts in on Sally. While Louie is doing Sally, Sue whips out a harmonica and plays the Battle Hymn of the Republic with her vagina. When Louie comes, Sally hollers "Fire in ther hole." Sue executes a perfect vaginal muscle contraction, the harmonica pops out, flies across the room, bounces off the ceiling and three walls, and lands neatly on Louie's navel -- at which point, the three of them collapse into an exhausted, totally satisfied heap.

A week later, the twins are walking by Louie's house and Sue says "There's that guy's house from last week. Let's go say hello." Sally replies "I don't know, think he'll remember us?"
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Old Oct 7, 2002 | 06:29 PM
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Nice one George
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Old Oct 8, 2002 | 09:30 AM
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Thanks James.
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Old Oct 8, 2002 | 09:36 AM
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LMAO!! Good one George!
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Old Oct 8, 2002 | 09:48 AM
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LMFAO

good one George!
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Old Oct 8, 2002 | 11:35 AM
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:loves siamese twin midget nympho acrobats:
:hates clowns:
:always finds George's jokes hilarious:

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