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Old Oct 28, 2008 | 09:22 AM
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to be his guest at the massive tailgate party before the big game at the Coliseum. Her response:
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Old Oct 28, 2008 | 09:54 AM
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Not if you are wearing Trojan colors my young man...
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Old Oct 28, 2008 | 10:41 AM
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With that, he realized she was a Bruin and, therefore, probably a Communist. He told her take her toothless blowjob machine and screw off.
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Old Oct 28, 2008 | 10:45 AM
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Then he shot her and she bled crimson and gold so he rubbed it all over himself and was off to the game when he spotted Heather Locklear.
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Old Oct 28, 2008 | 10:49 AM
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driving a Geo Metro. He called out to her "Heather, come hither." She hit the brody knob on her steering wheel, executed a perfect 180 stop, exited her Metro, and
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Old Oct 28, 2008 | 11:52 AM
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she exclaimed, I'm a drunken ho' but you'll never catch me doing a Lindsay Lohan" Go Bruins!
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Old Oct 28, 2008 | 11:56 AM
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Originally Posted by INTJ,Oct 28 2008, 12:52 PM
she exclaimed, I'm a drunken ho' but you'll never catch me doing a Lindsay Lohan" Go Bruins!
Then she spun around, slipped on a banana peel, and fell flat on her face in the street. WE ARE SC!!!
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Old Oct 28, 2008 | 11:57 AM
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Screamed the support group encircling her carcass!
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Old Oct 28, 2008 | 12:00 PM
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"Join Cardinal and Gold, Heather dear, we'll feed you well. And you won't believe the open bar."
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Old Oct 28, 2008 | 12:02 PM
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"well OK," she snorted pulling her dress over Bob's head
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