Bob looked up into her dress and what did he see? A dick and two balls dangling about an inch above his nose!!!!!

 

Joe thought, well it's time for me to come out of the closet, so he went to town.

 

with his dick and balls and Bob safely secured to a

 

Wooden plank. Bob needed to find a way to get his old transexual away from him, so he began gnawing at the ropes. Suddenly, ...

 

A badger lept from stage left, "enough lame homoeroticism," he barked, "punch up the dialog and I'll remove the ropes!"

 

Whereupon the badger, really a University of Wisconsin cheerleader, said:
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All of a sudden, Bob realized he had nowhere to go. He allowed the elderly lady and the badger to carry him off to a dam, where they threw him off the edge. Bob fell into a river still tied to the wooden plank. The ropes became loose, and Bob...

 

swam to the river bank. he then realized they had thrown him off Niagra Falls and he could go to canada in fear of the new president taking the U.S. through the shitter. But he couldn't remember which side was Canada.

 

So Bob swam toward a man wearing a red suit. The man helped Bob out of the water. Bob asked, "Where am I?"

 

But then he remembered, no, the current president had already taken the US through the shitter. So things had to get only better. Then he became unconscious.