As a woman passed her daughter's closed bedrrom door she hears a strange buzzing sound coming from within. Opening the door she finds her daughter giving herself a real workout with a vibrator. Shocked she asked her daughter what in the world are you doing? Mom I'm thirty five years old and unmarried and this is as close as I will ever get to a husband so please go away and leave me alone. The next day the father heard the same buzz coming from the other side of the closed bedroom door. Upon entering the room he finds his daughter making passionate love to the vibrator. In his query as to what she was doing the daughter says dad i'm thirty five years old unmarried and this thing is the closest I will ever have to a husband so please go away and leave me alone. A couple of days later the wife comes home from a shopping trip placed the groceries on the kitchen counter and hears that buzzing sound again coming from of all places the family room! She enters this area and observes her husband sitting on the couch watching t.v. The vibrator is next to him on the couch buzzing like crazy. The wife asks what in the hell are you doing? The husband replies I'm watching the ball game with my son inlaw.

 

 

 

*bzzzzzzzz*

 

If I ever meet an official from the Titans vs. Steelers game, I will put him in the hospital.

 

Ahhhhhh Zoe are you okay?????????????????

 

Nope, but I'm gonna catch you!

 

Not for long!!!