As the woman passed her daughter's closed bedroom
door, she heard a strange buzzing noise coming from within.
Opening the door, she observed her daughter giving herself a real
workout with a vibrator.

Shocked, she asked, "What in the world are you doing?" The
daughter replied, "Mom, I'm thirty-five years old,
unmarried, and this thing is about as close as I'll
ever get to a husband. Please,go away and leave
me alone."

The next day, the girl's father heard the same buzz coming
from the other side of the closed bedroom door. Upon
entering the room,he observed his daughter making
passionate love to her vibrator.

To his query as to what she was doing, the daughter said,
"Dad, I'm thirty-five years old, unmarried, and this
thing is about as close as I'll ever get to a husband.
Please, go away and leave me alone."

A couple days later, the wife came home from shopping trip,
placed the groceries on the kitchen counter, and heard that
buzzing noise coming from, of all places, the family room. She
entered that area and observed her husband sitting on the
couch, staring at the TV.

The vibrator was next to him on the couch, buzzing like
crazy. The wife asked, "What the hell are you doing?"

The husband replied, "I'm watching the ball game with
my son-in-law."

 

ROFLMAO - superb!!

 

LOL WAit til they get married......It'll be very interesting!

 

i love that joke...no matter how many times i hear it, it never gets old.

 

Hahahahahahahaha!!! I'm going to use that one.

 

That's a good one.

 

ROTFLMAO

 

I like that one.