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Old Jan 5, 2010 | 02:40 PM
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A mother was walking down the hall when she heard a humming sound coming from her daughters bedroom. When she opened the door she found her daughter naked on the bed with a vibrator. "What are you doing?" she exclaimed. The daughter replied "I'm 35, still living at home with my parents, and never had sex. This is my husband." Later that week the father was in the kitchen and heard a humming sound coming from the basement. When he went downstairs, he found his daughter naked on the sofa with her vibrator. "What are you doing?" he exclaimed. The daughter replied "I'm 35, still living at home with my parents, and never had sex. This is my husband." A couple of days later the mother heard the humming sound again, this time in the den. Upon entering the room, she found her husband watching television with the vibrator buzzing away."What are you doing?" she asked. He replied "I'm watching the game with my son-in-law."

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Old Jan 5, 2010 | 04:31 PM
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Old Jan 5, 2010 | 04:57 PM
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Old Jan 5, 2010 | 05:30 PM
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Old Jan 5, 2010 | 05:33 PM
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