Mikes2k: You guys gotta get me out of here! There's this guy C-Bass who wants my cocktail fruit, and everyone here likes fresh fish! Then Qtee came out of left field and told me I'm her bitch!

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Qtee: Back up C-Bass, this my bitch!
C-bass: Better watch your back Fish! Qtee ain't gonna be there for you all the time. Next time I come for you, I'm gonna want some cocktail... FRUIT!
Mikes2k: Here take it!
[walks away with Qtee]
Mikes2k: I'm somebody's bitch!

 

There is a harsh truth to face. No way I'm gonna make it on the outside. All I do anymore is think of ways to break my parole. Terrible thing, to live in fear. Jimmy Led knew it. Knew it all too well. All I want is to be back where things make sense. Where I won't have to be afraid all the time. Only one thing stops me. A promise I made to Mikes2k.

 

Son, we live in a world that has walls, and those walls have to be guarded by ltWeintz. Whose gonna do it? You? You, Tokyo James? I have more responsibility here than you could possibly fathom. You weep for Wicky, and you curse the corner. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know. That Wicky's ban, while tragic, probably saved lives. And that Mikes2k's existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves lives. I know deep down in places you dont talk about at parties, you want ltWeintz on that wall, you need ltWeintz on that wall. VMom uses words like monkey, gloob, prolly. She uses these words as the backbone of a life spent defending something. You use them as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very freedom I provide, then question the manner in which I provide it. I prefer you said thank you, and went on your way, Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a weapon, and stand to post. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you are entitled to!

 

THIS tread is 222222222 FUNNY I'll have to get busy in here later

 

Some of this is focking hysterical...I would love to know what movies these are from...or are you just making it up as you go along

 

I have no idea what some of these movies are.

 

[Jimmy is trying to fit his large bag into the overhead bin]
Flight Attendant: I'm sorry, sir, you're gonna have to check that.
Jimmy Focker: I got it.
Flight Attendant: No, I'm sorry, that bag won't fit.
Jimmy Focker: No, no, I'm not - hey, I'm not checking my bag, okay?
Flight Attendant: There's no need to raise your voice, sir.
Jimmy Focker: I'm not raising my voice. THIS WOULD BE RAISING MY VOICE TO YOU, okay? I don't want to check my bag, okay? And, by the way, your airline? You SUCK at checking bags, okay, because I already did that once and you lost it, and then I had everything screwed up very badly for me, okay?
Flight Attendant: Well, I can assure you that your bag will be placed safely below deck with the other luggage...
Jimmy Focker: Oh, yeah? How do you know my bag will be safe below with the other luggage? Huh? Are you physically going to take my bag and put it beneath the plane? Are you going to go right now outside, with the guys with the earmuffs, and go put it in there?
Flight Attendant: No...
Jimmy Focker: No? Okay, then shut your piehole and listen to me when I say that I am FINISHED with the checking-of-the-bags CONVERSATION.

 

Flight Attendant: Sir, we have a policy on this airline that a bag this large must be...
Jimmy Focker: [grabs his bag back] You know what, get your grubby little paws OFF my bag, okay? It's not like I have a bomb in here. It's not like I wanna blow up the plane. I just want to store my bag according to your safety regulations.
Flight Attendant: Sir, sir!
Jimmy Focker: Just take a minute, take those little sticks out of your head, clean out your ears, and you'll see that I'm a person with feelings, and all I wanna do is do what *I* wanna do and not listen to you! And the only way I'd ever let you have my bag is if you pried it from my dead, lifeless fingers, okay? If you can get it from my kung-fu grip then you can have it, okay? Otherwise, step off, bitch.

 

"Ladies and gentlemen, I'll be brief. The issue here is not whether we broke a few rules or took a few liberties with our female party guests -- we did. But you can't hold the whole Corner responsible for the actions of a few sick, perverted individuals. For if you do, then shouldn't we blame S2ki.com? And if S2ki.com is guilty, then isn't this an indictment of our internet in general? I put it to you ... isn't this an indictment of our entire American society? Well, you can do what you want to us, but we're not going to sit here and listen to you badmouth the United States of America!"

 

Please list the movies for our edification!