"...You'd better get your head and your ass wired together, or mikes2k will take a giant shit on you..."





Full Metal Jacket

 

"Oh, Jedwards, you've just found the marble in the oatmeal. You're a lucky, lucky, lucky little boy. 'Cause you know why? You get to drink from... the FIRE HOOOOOSE!"



UHF

 

"You know, mikes2k tried all sorts of moisturizers. He even went fragrance free for a whole year. Now his sister, she uses some kind of uh... uh... uh... uh... aloe vera with a little sunscreen in it, and ideally, we should all wear gloves when going to bed, but mikes2k found out that that creates a kind of an interference with his... social agenda, you know what I mean..."



Oceans Eleven

 

Not very sporting to fire on an unarmed opponent. I thought you were supposed to be good. Aren't you the "good" man? C'mon, Jedwards. Show me what you're made of.








Blade Runner

 

I'm C-Bass, Esquire.

And I'm MikeS2k.

And together, we're WYLD STALLYNS.










Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure

 

After the first month of league play, the shine still isn't off these "diamond" gals. VtechMom says legging out a triple is no reason to let your nose get shiny - Betty Grable has nothing on these gals. SweetJ has not only been a member of several championship amateur teams, she is also an accomplished coffee maker.

Then there's pretty S2000qtee, who plays like Gehrig, and looks like Garbo. Uh-uh, fellas, keep your mitts to yourself; she's married. And there's her kid sister Racer Chick, who's as single as they come. Enough concentrated oomph for a whole carload of Hollywood starlets.







A League of Their Own

 

And now, folks, it's time for "Who do you trust!" Hubba, hubba, hubba! Money, money, money! Who do you trust? Me? I'm giving away free money. And where is the PeaceLove&S2k? HE'S AT HOME WASHING HIS TIGHTS!






Batman

 

"Anyway, like I was sayin', Brantshalli is the fruit of the sea. You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, saute it. Dey's uh, Brant-kabobs, Brant creole, Brant gumbo. Pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried. There's pineapple Brant, lemon Brant, coconut Brant, pepper Brant, Brant soup, Brant stew, Brant salad, Brant and potatoes, Brant burger, Brant sandwich. That- that's about it..."



Forrest Gump

 

"Jimmy Led, ladies and gentlemen, let's hear it for him! A funny, funny, funny guy, as well as being a wonderfully talented human being. Take care babe, we love ya..."




Bachelor Party

 

Alright, listen up, people. Our fugitive has been on the run for ninety minutes. Average foot speed over uneven ground barring injuries is 4 miles-per-hour. That gives us a radius of six miles. What I want from each and every one of you is a hard-target search of every gas station, residence, warehouse, farmhouse, henhouse, outhouse and doghouse in that area. Checkpoints go up at fifteen miles. Your fugitive's name is NikePenguin. Go get him.





The Fugitive