"I will not rest until I have VMom holding a Coke, wearing VMom's own shoe, playing a VMom Sega game--featuring VMom--while singing VMom's own song in a new commercial--starring VMom--broadcast during the Superbowl in a game that VMom winning, and I will not sleep until that happens. I'll give you fifteen minutes to call me back..."



VMom McGuire

 

"C-Bass creates dinosaurs, C-Bass destroys dinosaurs, C-Bass creates man, man destroys C-Bass, man creates dinosaurs..."



"...Dinosaurs eat man, QTee inherits the earth..."





Jurrasic

 

"Where were they sent to? Hell?"
"Worse. S2000 Talk. For the entire span of human history."

Dogma

 

Candygram for vtecmongo

 

"I'm Tokyo James, doctor of proctology and other related tendencies. I'm a graduate of the University of Rangoon, as well as assorted nightclasses at the Knoxville, Tennessee College Of Faith Healing..."




Cannonball Run

 

Wantone's here for five hours, and he's got somebody. I live here my whole life, and I'm like a disease.







Sixteen Candles

 

I can get a piece of ass any time I want. Shit, I got JerseyGirl in the bedroom right now, passed out cold. I could violate her ten different ways if I wanted to.



Sixteen Candles

 

The Corner is a system, Chazmo. That system is our enemy. But when you're inside, you look around, what do you see? Post whore, post whores, post whores, more post whores. The very minds of the people we are trying to save. But until we do, these people are still a part of that system and that makes them our enemy. You have to understand, most of these people are not ready to be unplugged. And many of them are so inured, so hopelessly dependent on the system, that they will fight to protect it.

 

Luke ( remember him), it says heer destruction of municipal property while unner da influence -- knockin da heads offfa parkin meters. Two years. Boy, we're gonna hav ta git yer mind right!

 

"You have a problem with authority, alexf20c. You believe you are special, that somehow the rules do not apply to you. Obviously, you are mistaken."