What floor do you live on? You could always try something like this...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CQLbwOhdMG0

 

 

Or this Eagle pwns goat

 

Supersoaker. They learn fast.

 

Eat them?

 

I've already got a bucket ready in case I catch them in the act. I'm about to go outside and spray the cat laying under my dad's car right now.

 

This might seem amusing for you to torment the animals, but it's not really going to solve your problem. Dumping a bucket of water on a cat on your hood is a good way to guarantee scratches all over your car when it scrambles to run away.

 

It's not about tormenting animals, it's about animals tormenting me. And it WILL solve my problem when they start figuring out that every time they come around my yard and driveway they get sprayed with water. It's not like this is one or two cats. I typically see a new cat on my property everyday plus the regular bunch. Don't get me wrong, I love cats. Just not my neighbors cats.

 

So no one likes pussy in here?

 

Stealth Solution

Or this Liquid + Abrasive + The Offender + Pillowcase.....decidedly unstealthy

You live in Atlanta so don't pretend you don't know some rednecks who are experts at this.