Originally Posted by DiamondDave2005,Jun 30 2006, 01:12 PM

Scot's rules:

1) No more stinky bathrooms. If you stink, go s*** in the woods with the bears. Anyone caught stinking up the bathroom will have charcoal filters implanted in their poop chute.

2) No more bluetooth cellphones. The first time you're caught with an earpiece, you lose the ear.

3) Every household must have an NSX. If there aren't enough to go around, NSXs will be shared, but you must have one in your driveway at least once a week.

4) If you go over the limit on your credit card, you lose a finger. When all your fingers are gone, you won't be able to get money or credit cards out of your wallet/pockets, so your credit will improve and you may even save money.

5) If you borrow my money and spend it on bling, the bling will be auctioned off on ebay and you still hav to pay back the money.

6) If you go to a restaurant and don't tip, you have to go in the restaurant's bathroom and make it stinky while using a bluetooth phone to purchase bling wihich puts your credit card over the limit. See consequences above.

Originally Posted by Scot,Jun 30 2006, 01:30 PM

Even the section 8'ers now have Blue Teeth, so they can't be too impressive.