everything from Snatch is funny.

 

How about one of these Full Metal Jacket gems:
"Private Pyle, you climb obstacles like old people f**k" or another line from my favorite all-time comedy, USED CARS. When they were cutting in on another football game with the ad for the dealership across the street. They've got the Col. Sanders looking dude on top of the car screaming "we're not just here to drive down prices, we're here to blow the living shit out of high prices"
If you haven't seen that movie, rent it. Tears will be coming out of your eyes you'll be laughing so hard. The black guy who hollers, "maroon car my ass, that mother-fkr's red!"

 

Gus: Canadians are always dreaming up a lotta ways to ruin our lives. The metric system, for the love of God! Celsius! Neil Young!


1: What's this all aboot?
2: [pointing a gun] We have ways of making you pronounce the letter O, pal.


from "Canadian Bacon"

 

old school:

"honey, do you think KFC is still open?"

PCU:

"Classes-nothing before noon, women-well you're a freshman so that's pretty much out of the question, do you have a car-no-well find someone on your floor that does"

 

I don't know the name of the movie but it was some Julia Roberts flick.

Julia and her sister are talking about Julia asking some guy over to dinner and the sister says:
"Call him up and ask him what he likes to eat. If he says pussy, tell him to come on over!"

 

i forgot the name of the movie its about vampires at a bar in mexico called the titty twister but yea ne ways

george clooney: phsycos dont explode in the sunlight, i dont give a how crazy they r

 

I'm new here, so I ain't rightly certain. Is everybody in the country as butt-ugly as you there?

I don't know where we're goin', but there's no sense bein' late.


from "Quigley Down Under"

 

Zoolander:
"Why you f*ck with me ESSE...don't you know I'm L...O...C...O..?!"

Office Space:
Sameer:" What is this...conjical visit? Do I get to have sex with any woman?"
Peter:"Yes."
Michael:"I'm a free man and I haven't had a conjical visit in 6 months"
Sameer:"OK, I'll do it!"

Friday after Next:
"You got knock the F*CK OUT!!!"

 

Office Space:

"PC Load letter? WHAT THE DOES THAT MEAN?!"

Ghostbusters: (butchering the line)
"Hey it's not so bad. He's a sailor, this is New York. We get him laid and everything'll be okay"

The Rock:
"Aw hell why NOT?!" (proceeds to jump a Ferrari F355 through a window)

Equilibrium:
"What's the best way to get a cleric's weapon?"
"... you ask for it"

Starship Troopers:
"No hard feelings?"
"Course not... we won"

 

Judge: What's your impression of the witness?
Defendant: I'm sorry Your Honor. I don't do impressions.

Oh Professor. You're so full of whimsy!
Really? Can you tell from there? I had radishes for lunch.

Bet the second hand won't be a bit of good after this.

Either he's dead or my watch has stopped.

I fart in your general direction.

Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberry.

Billy, do you like gladiator movies?

I can see you standing by the stove....but I can't see the stove!

Just you, me, and the moon. You wear a necktie so I can tell the difference.

Insanity doesn't run in this family. It gallops!