A priest, a pedophile, and a rapist walk into a bar.

Bartender says, "Where's your two friends?"

 

I remember this classic. Took me all of 15 seconds to find it again on the web:

One Saturday, little Johnnie's father and his pals were trying to play poker, except little Johnnie was being annoying as hell.

Little Johnnie kept running behind the players yelling out their cards. The father tried everything he could, ice cream, video games, homework, the whole nine yards to no luck.

Finally, little Johnnie's uncle grabbed Johnnie by the arm and led him out the room. After about 5 minutes the uncle returned and the game resumed. They played hours on hours and no little Johnnie. Finally after the game had finished and people were leaving the dad asked the uncle, "Johnnie hasn't bothered us all afternoon, what the heck did you do to him?!?!"

The uncle replied, "I taught him how to jerk off."

 

.............. rofl:

 

I heard the reason mingster doesn't like to eat bald is that he doesn't like to put the diaper back on.

 

[QUOTE]Originally posted by ninethreeeleven
This little boy and a child molester are walking through the woods. The little boy starts complaining. "Hey mister, I don't know where we're going but I hope we get there soon. I am getting tired."

 

ROFL coming from someone who just said ^^

 

That was pretty funny. ^

 

A priest, a pedophile, and a rapist walk into a bar.

Then they were like... "Ouch!"