She went to bed before me, every saturday she makes me egges before i wake up...so i put the ring up in the cabinet with a note asking her to marry me..but p.s. only wake me up if th answer is yes....she woke me up crying

 

I took my lady to Maui. We sat on the balcony of our hotel overlooking the beach. It was fourth of July and while the fireworks were bursting in the sky, I asked her to marry me. She was on my lap, so I wasn't on my knees.
I would ask her in a semi-private setting. She may want to tell others later what happened, rather than them watching. Also she may want to say yes in a very private way....

 

i had my wife pulled over by the police for doing a U-turn in front of our apartment.... turns out her brake lights were out..... then I (like a pepping tom) was hiding behind a bush when they asked if she would like the ticket or a dozen roses with the ring from me.

I did this in 1993 which was before that guy won $10k on america's funniest video's for doing almost the same thing (Mother ing bastard got my ing $10,000)!!!

goodluck...... don't get married...... she will just stop being fun!

 

LMAO this just made my day!

 

Unless, of course, her parents and family keep asking when you're going to get married.