Granted, but he went for a spin and totalled it.

I wish I had the girl in 714s2k's sig.

 

granted, i wish for world peace.

 

You were suppose to give him a bad situation like Granted, but she gave you herpes or something

 

Granted, everybody dies in a freak virus outbreak and you're the only person left

I wish I was in perfect health

 

Granted, but youre health is so perfect science locks you in a bubble and studies you untill you die from natural causes.

I wish for a single uncorrupted wish.

 

granted, but while trying to think of a "perfect uncurrupted wish" u get hit by a car and die
i wish i was the "one" like neo from the movie matrix

 

Granted, but you make one killer movie and two that totally suck ass, and then you die at the end.

I wish I wasn't driving a stupid blue wind-up dodge neon rental while my S gets a new short block.

 

Granted, you are driving a geo metro.

I wish I could 're-do/live' my life up to this point, but retaining my current knowledge.

 

Granted but when you pick the car up, you find that the tech did some 8k clutch drops during the test drive and now you have to pay for a new clutch because your dealer says the cause is "owner abuse"

I wish for Bin Laden to give up peacefully

 

Granted but your current knowlege is only at a second grade leval

I wish to own a major stake in Microsoft