Granted. they lower the rent and everyone is happy.

I wish they raise the rent on your apartment, affecting eveyone adversely.

 

Granted

I wish vinsanity turns into a circus elephant that works for peanuts.

 

DaveZ and Mike256 the wishes you grant must backfire

Vinsanity said "I wish I had a month's salary every time someone posted a wish in this thread."

Granted, you get to collect the months salary of a slave.

DaveZ said "I wish they raise the rent on your apartment, affecting eveyone adversely"

Granted, because of youre wish they all seek you down and kill you, they stand trial (effects reputation) and are found inocient.

Mike256 said "I wish vinsanity turns into a circus elephant that works for peanuts."

Granted, while he gets fed all the penuts he wants along with his every need granted (I mean, what elephant would not like this?) youre job is to clean up the aftermath, clip his toenails, and all the general care duties to keep the elephant happy.

I wish VR would come closer to what it is in the movies.

 

Granted. You now have a dangerously insane lawnmower man reeking havoc on your front yard.

I wish to have the power of invisibility.

 

Your wish is granted and you walk into your bedroom and catch your wife having her way with another man!

I wish I would win mega-millions....

 

Granted, but the economy bombs over night and the US dollar becomes useless. Now your millions are worth less than pesos.


I wish I could change jobs with my boss

 

whish granted but your boss now your employee has and accident,sues the company and goes in bankruptcy, and you become laid off..


I whis I had 400WHP S2k....

 

Granted. You are now the owner of the most powerful FWD S2000 ever.

I wish for eternal happiness.

 

Granted: In granting enternal happiness the happiness of the world is removed from every human being and given to you in doing so the world grow so angry it blows it self up and you sit in space smiling that you just lost everything

I wish I had enough money to retire right now.

 

granted, but you're instantly 65 years old.

I wish i was 20 lbs lighter.