granted, you all over your keyboard.

Again with the EMS...

 

Granted. you get the fried one fromcivictos2000 and releize he ripped you off. But can't find him since your car doesn't work

Wish that woman were not allowed to drive

 

granted. but now you have to drive them around for all eternity.

i wish i had volks.

 

Granted. They are all bent.

I wish I had a Mclaren F1 LM.

 

Wish granted woman now are not allowed to drive so one day you get shot by a woman that wanted to drive and she coudn't because of you and you bleed to death beacuse you where by yourself with your girlfriend.....





I whish there was peace in the world..

 

Granted. After 2 days of world peace, world war 3 erupts.

I wish I could understand what this means

 

granted. but then your brain explodes from the complexity.

i wish i had a soda right now.

 

Granted. It's flat and warm.

I wish I didn't have to go to this meeting right now.

 

granted. instead, you drive your maclaren f1 along PCH in malibu and crash into ENZO debris and total your car.

 

Granted, you skip the meeting only to find out that whoever attended the meeting received a raise


I wish I had a clone to go to work for me while I just drive top down all day
damn I love Cali