Granted. You now have the muscle mass of a 6-year-old.

I wish to have sexual relations with a beautiful woman.

 

Granted. you now have a 2 inch penis.

I wish I ruled the world.

 

Granted, but her strap-on is too big for your ass.

I wish i had job security.

 

damn im too late!

 

Granted, but the people eventually revolt ending your rule with a bloody beheading.

I wish I could foresee all winning lottery numbers.

 

granted you are back in the lates 1600's where there was no s2k...


I wish I had enought money to travel around the world and drive my s2k all day..

 

Granted, but you live in badboypolar's world, with only death and destruction around u.

I wish my wife would let me buy a handgun and a shotgun.

 

whish granted....she lets buy the gun knowing its a mistake...one day cleaning the handgun you drop it, goes off and kills you wife, you get depressed and shot your self with the shotgun because she was right....



I whish I had AEM EMS....

 

Granted. It's fried and you have no more money.

I wish I didn't eat so much for lunch.

 

granted, you have the last one in the world....but since i need one too....


I wish i had an AEM EMS.