Granted: You lose all your powers and become addicted to cocaine.

I wish I could teleport to anywhere on earth.

 

Granted, you teleport to the bottom of the ocean and get crushed from the pressure.

I wish for nothing.

 

granted, all of existence is negated, leaving nothing

I wish I were cool.

 

Granted, youre body cools down to -60c and freezes solid.

I wish I could turn invisible/visible at will.

 

you turn invisible, get altzheimers and forget how to become visible, and live life in obscurity and loneliness.

I wish I had a job making millions of dollars a year travelling the world and having fun.

 

Granted, but you lose your job in a week due to corporate downsizing.

I wish the weekends were four days long, and I only had to work Tuesday through Thursday.

 

wish granted, but because u only work 3 days, u make lot less $$ and when the bills come, u realize ur broke as f***, and next thing u kno, bank as repo'ed ur S2000.....

i wish i can get reliable 500hp out of the S without it blowing up....

 

Granted, its incredible for the 2 minutes it lasts before you cream into a semi-truck head on.

I wish to end all racism.

 

So I'm not the only one? That's a relief.

 

granted, all of the world goes colorblind, and realizes the error of their folly. then everyone dies at the next red light they come across.

I wish for a transformer