Touche.

Wish granted, but spring break is the ONLY break you get the whole year.

I wish the paint on my car was spotless and stays spotless all the time without me washing it.

 

Granted, but now your car is a fugly brown color with bright green polka dots.

I wish someone would resurrect this this thread. Oh wait...I just did that.

I wish my breath was always minty fresh.

 

granted but you get stomach aches from the mint flavor and you throw up alot now.


I wish I was on vacation and nothing involving death or boredom for a long time happens to me or sex with unattractive things and not being arrested

 

Wish granted, but you have to find your way out of a vast desert.

I wish all my bills and unexpected expenses were all paid when they occur.

 

Wish granted, you now live in ancient times as a caveman and therefore have no bills or expenses that have to be paid.

I wish my job didn't suck so much that I have to resort to doing this in order to keep my sanity.

 

wish granted, there is a job opening at s2ki and it will solve all your problems.

i wish i was superman

 

Granted, You are now faster then a speeding bullet in more then one way. (I know, I stole it, funny none the less)

I wish I had sweet Bo-staff and numchuckas skills.

 

Granted, but you have also mutated into a turtle trying to make it through puberty.


I wish the Red Sox would never win the World Series again.

 

Granted, you are now a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle.

I wish the s2ki servers would work flawlessly.

 

allkings - Granted, They change management and under a new name dominate for the next 20 years.

gosixers215 - Granted, You are choosen to replace the hampster runing in the wheel to power them

I wish I would quit smoking cigs.