Granted, but you spend it all on girl scout cookies.

Wish edit: I should quit posting when drunk.

 

Granted, But because its illegal and your wish, have fun rooming with Buba.

I wish Steve C. would feel warm and fuzzy more often, so he did not have to come across as such an ass most the time.

 

(My last wish was a lot funnier to me last night after a few beers. )

Granted, but then this forum becomes exceedingly boring and everyone leaves.

I wish my laptop wasn't broken.

 

[QUOTE=VoIPA,Mar 7 2006, 11:36 AM] (My last wish was a lot funnier to me last night after a few beers.

 

Granted, but it becomes such a big hit that they have to cancel Lost to make room.

I wish Natalie Portman would sit on my lap.

 

Granted, Did you not see the clip of how she lives her life? After siting in your lap, she turns around and beats the living crap out of you, pulls down her pants, and craps on your face!

I wish I got to pick exaclty when and how I die.

 

Hahahahaha!

Granted, but you still die.

I wish I was more sober right now...

 

Gah - I hate to say it 'cause it is not part of the game - but that is weak sauce ! However I'm sure I could be quoted in the same manner on some of my responses. How about "Granted, But I have to throw a dart at a large board that has the dates and the delivery of my death. I must toss now to pick when/how. Congrats, I die tomorrow via drawn and quartered." Ok, back to the game

Granted, You have a wave of sobriety come over you. In this quickly enlightened state you rethink your life and decide that drinking impairs your judgement too much and give it up

I wish for everyone to understand one another.

 

Granted, everyone empathises with all, which causes mass depression and again, everyone dies.

I wish I had an underground pot garden like in the other thread, but nothing bad ever happens to me about it.

 

Granted, nothing ever bad happens to you about your underground pot garden and you eventually lose interest in it overtime. As you go on living your years in tranquility, your underground pot garden continues to grow rampant... infesting the entire earth's crust. The 'weed' eventually kills all forms of greenery around the world, depleting the world of all its oxygen. Congratulations, you just killed everyone.

I wish I could bench press 1,000 pounds but not look overly buff and vainy.