Make a wish and have it turned on you!

Reply Subscribe

Thread Tools

Feb 20, 2006 | 07:05 AM

#71

Russian

Registered User

Joined: Jan 2004

Posts: 772

Likes: 0

From: Boston

Granted, you get sued the week after it opens because some kids reanacted some scene and die.

I wish I had a bigger penis.

Feb 20, 2006 | 07:49 AM

#72

Cyclon36

Joined: Jul 2004

Posts: 3,319

Likes: 14

Granted, it's so big that it you can't move and everybody thinks it's abosolutely disgusting. Plus it eats more than you

I wish I could materialize any amount of money I wanted.

Feb 20, 2006 | 08:21 AM

#73

SlidinS2k

Registered User

Joined: Oct 2005

Posts: 2,503

Likes: 4

From: Tuscaloosa, AL

Granted, and it's all monopoly money.

I wish I could whoop Bruce Lees ass assuming he was still alive.

Feb 20, 2006 | 08:40 AM

#74

Cyclon36

Joined: Jul 2004

Posts: 3,319

Likes: 14

Granted, Chuck Norris then promptly whoops your ass

I wish I had all the powers of superman with no weaknesses.

Feb 20, 2006 | 08:53 AM

#75

Incubus

Joined: Oct 2001

Posts: 5,729

Likes: 2

Granted, but your costume is hot pink, and you can't take it off..ever.

I wish I had an unlimited supply of Pepsi.

Feb 20, 2006 | 09:23 AM

#76

Saki GT

Moderator

Joined: Jul 2004

Posts: 36,017

Likes: 226

From: Queen City, NC

Granted, but you get diabetes and also get an ulmited supply of insulin shots.

I wish my back yard was bigger.

Feb 20, 2006 | 09:29 AM

#77

Incubus

Joined: Oct 2001

Posts: 5,729

Likes: 2

Granted, you live in the Everglades.

Feb 20, 2006 | 10:22 AM

#78

VoIPA

Registered User

Joined: Feb 2004

Posts: 2,557

Likes: 0

From: Huntsville

I wish Incubus had a wish.

Feb 20, 2006 | 11:16 AM

#79

714s2k

Registered User

Joined: Jun 2005

Posts: 5,279

Likes: 0

From: Tha OC!

Quote:

Originally Posted by VoIPA,Feb 20 2006, 11:22 AM

I wish Incubus had a wish.

Granted he wishes he had your car, now your S2k less

I wish my girl was done with school already so we'll have more time..

Feb 20, 2006 | 11:41 AM

#80

VoIPA

Registered User

Joined: Feb 2004

Posts: 2,557

Likes: 0

From: Huntsville

Quote:

Originally Posted by 714s2k,Feb 20 2006, 02:16 PM

Granted he wishes he had your car, now your S2k less

I wish my girl was done with school already so we'll have more time..

Granted, but all the extra time she spends with you causes her to realize she prefers women and she dumps you for a fat butch.

I wish I had my S2000 back from Incubus.

Reply Share

First
Prev
8 / 41
Next
Last