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Old Feb 19, 2006 | 05:48 PM
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Granted, now it is darn right addictive.

I wish to end world hunger.
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Old Feb 19, 2006 | 05:51 PM
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granted, everyone in the world starts eating you. You did it! you solved the worlds hunger problems. congrats.

I wish i were stephen hawking
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Old Feb 19, 2006 | 06:56 PM
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Granted, you are stephen hawking.

I wish I woke up next to a naked Jennifer Aniston.
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Old Feb 19, 2006 | 07:11 PM
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Granted
Jennifer Anniston is actually a dude.

I wish I could think of a wish right now.
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Old Feb 19, 2006 | 07:13 PM
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Granted, you are stephen hawking.
Ha! gotcha! but i got a better one "granted, but your wheelchair/computer has run out of batteries"

I wish I could think of a wish right now.
granted, but it sucked.

I wish I didnt have to work for a living.
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Old Feb 19, 2006 | 07:52 PM
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Granted, you wind up on Jerry Springer and get a chair thrown at your head.

I wish I could speak German.
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Old Feb 19, 2006 | 08:18 PM
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Granted, you now have the complete musical collection of David Hasselhoff.

I wish it would be warm this week.
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Old Feb 19, 2006 | 09:29 PM
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Granted, You're in hell.

I wish I could didn't have to pay for haircuts.
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Old Feb 20, 2006 | 04:15 AM
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Granted, you become bald.

I wish I didn't have a class at 9 in the morning.
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Old Feb 20, 2006 | 04:21 AM
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Granted, your class is at 8.

I wish I could write a horror movie.
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