my parents always thought I was retarded (or somewhat retarded) and at some point the school tested me for being Gifted...ahhaha... i had all of my pockets full of matchbox cars when i went to the test...... needless to say they didn't think i was gifted after the tests....

I remember my mom being behind a two way mirror and being pissed off that I brought the cars....They should put metal detectors in before those tests...

 

A neighbor told me her kid was gifted. I saw this same kid was running around trying to chase a butterfly while barking like a dog. Yep, he's gifted alright. However, when I showed him, he did highly appreciate the cool thing a person can do with lightning bugs and a whiffle-ball bat.

 

Barney was right!

 

Gifted or not, my little girl has an incredible memory. Not kidding at all!

I can be honest and say that I've never been gifted. Though I was an A-student throughout middle and high school, and about a B+, A- GPA in college, but college was much harder.

 

 

 

so emo

 

teach her how to make billions

 

I'm going to kill or sue somebody!!!

This is the second time my little girl has gotten sick from school as a result of the teacher's carelessness. This moronic teacher keeps letting the kids outside to play even when it's a bit windy and drizzly. Stupid 25 yr-old teacher! This is not the first time my little girl has gotten sick because of this foolishness. When it's a bit windy and drizzly, why not stay inside the classroom? I'm paying almost $300/month for this private kindergarten and this fool keeps making my daughter sick, and I suspect other kids have gotten sick as well. I'm going to have a chat with this teach and the school. If it ever happens again, I'm going to slap a big, fat lawsuit like white on rice - the American style!

On a good note, she's starting piano lessons next week and violin in the future, so she'll grow up to be a piano and violin prodigy.

Seriously, who the hell would let kids play in the windy and drizzly condition?

 

Normal people?

When I was born, the day after they let me out of the hospital my parents took me to a road race and my mom pushed me along in one of those strollers. Of course I was sleeping, but I've never been sick from the weather or ever broken a bone; every uncle and aunt swore I'd break a bone before I was five because I was so rowdy and careless.

Also, I was tested at 157. Hugh Hefner is 156.