My GF is a NICU nurse. She has seen and smelled it all (google Gastroschisis). I proudly lift my leg like a dog taking a piss to rip my farts. She grades them on a scale of A-F

 

Good woman.

 

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OP, you'll get more used to it. my wife and i fart all the time now. start out slow and joke about it, like blame her or the dog or something.

 

i definitely know what you all mean, i definitely could drop bombs on her, and it wouldn't be any worse than what she's used to. at the moment, i just don't want to. just because she's seen/smelled/heard worse doesn't necessarily mean she wants to come home to it...

 

My fiance says I do it in my sleep and then proceed to laugh while still asleep. She apparently cracks up.

P.s.-she says you're a Pansy. Let it rip!!

 

i agree with everyone on here, if you dont feel comfortable to fart around her, then you'll never be comfortable around her.

Have you ever tried to hold your fart in public?

hell its uncomfortable as hell.

imagine doing that for the rest of your life if you do decide to marry her.

Put on your damn nike underwear, and just do it!

you can thank me later.

wait...unless you have some nasty gas...like really horrible sewer foul, throw up, gagging sulferied bomb bags then Id probably reconsider these statements.

LOL

 

 

HAHA! This cracked me up. Lol!

 

made that mistake one time, execpt it was the a/c.... with recirculate on, big mistake, when it came back out it was cold and it sticks to you...and the carpet

as for me, if you're gonna do it do it right, eat a few boiled eggs ( pickeled eggs are extra potent ), or do what i do german beer night with a side of sauerkraut and bratwurst, then give yourself about a day to let it "cook"
then when you get her alone let one go, if she stays with you it's meant to be

oh one word of warning, YOU might want to run after you let one go