Passing gas in front of the lady (or guy) friend
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worst case scenario you can laugh about it / make a joke out of it, see what her reaction is.
If she says eww, it will just be like a bad joke, (dont tell the joke again)
if she laughs or whatnot, then your golden
worst case scenario you can laugh about it / make a joke out of it, see what her reaction is.
If she says eww, it will just be like a bad joke, (dont tell the joke again)
if she laughs or whatnot, then your golden
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again, it's mainly that she's such a nice girl i just don't like doing mean things to her. i'm sure it'll happen at some point. i would say maybe i'll just wait til she wakes me up in the middle of the night with one, but i'm a pretty heavy sleeper...that shit would have to be epic to wake me up 
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Originally Posted by my2ks2k,May 12 2010, 09:46 AM
again, it's mainly that she's such a nice girl i just don't like doing mean things to her. i'm sure it'll happen at some point. i would say maybe i'll just wait til she wakes me up in the middle of the night with one, but i'm a pretty heavy sleeper...that shit would have to be epic to wake me up
She is shy about it, tends to be polite and tries to walk away sometimes; sometimes it doesn't happen that way for her. Makes me 
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Originally Posted by RSA2K,May 12 2010, 07:51 AM
My girl is a REALLY heavy sleeper, so I'm thinking all mine must be pretty epic. She is shy about it, tends to be polite and tries to walk away sometimes; sometimes it doesn't happen that way for her. Makes me
That's man.
She is shy about it, tends to be polite and tries to walk away sometimes; sometimes it doesn't happen that way for her. Makes me That's
man.She really doesn't care if I fart, but the last thing I need to do is have a hot chick shift into thinking I'm disgusting. If I can't get away from her, sometimes I'll just make a lot of noise or speak without pauses, super loud to cover the sound.
It never works, and now instead of the sound of farting she hears be go "BLAHBLAHBLAHBLAH" and clang pans or something. I'm a dumbfock.
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Originally Posted by RSA2K,May 12 2010, 09:25 AM
My girl (she used to do daycare, before becoming a nurse) always references the book "Everybody poops" So just think of that next time. Everyone does that ish, who cares.