Seven New York City bartenders were asked if they could nail a woman's or a man's personality based on what she / he drinks. Even though interviewed separately, they concurred on almost ALL counts.

The results for
WOMEN who drink :

Beer
Personality: Causal, low-maintenance; down to earth.
Your Approach: Challenge her to a game of pool.

Blender Drinks
Personality: Flaky, whiny, annoying; a pain in the ass.
Your Approach: Avoid her, unless you want to be her cabana boy.

Mixed Drinks
Personality: Older, more refined, high maintenance, has very picky taste; knows EXACTLY what she wants.
Your Approach: You won't have to approach her. If she's interested, she'll send YOU a drink . . .

Wine
(does not include White Zinfandel)
Personality: Conservative and classy; sophisticated yet giggles.
Your Approach: Tell her you love to travel and spend quiet evenings with friends.

White Zinfandel
Personality: Easy; thinks she is classy and sophisticated, actually, she has NO clue.
Your Approach: Make her feel smarter than she is . . . this should be an easy target.

Shots
Personality: Likes to hang with frat-boy pals and looking to get totally drunk. and naked
Your Approach: Easiest hit in the joint. You have been blessed. Nothing to do but wait, however, be careful not to make her mad!

Tequila
No explanations required, everyone just KNOWS what happens there.


The results for MEN
The deal with guys is, as always, very simple and clear cut:

Domestic Beer
He's poor and wants to get laid.

Imported Beer
He likes good beer and wants to get laid.

Wine
He is hoping that the wine will give him a sophisticated image to help him get laid.

Whiskey
He doesn't give a damn about anything but getting laid.

Tequila
He is thinking he has a chance with the toothless waitress.

White Zinfandel
He's gay!

 

OK Oldman. So what do you drink?

 

I don't any more. But I used to drink Rodenbach Grand Cru....a Red Belgian Ale. I like good beer and........

 

Funny. I drink imported and domestic beers and rum.

What was rum again?