Pooping at work...disgusting
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Here's a trick I've been using. Whenever it's about to come out, or if you think you're gonna make noise...FLUSH THAT TOILET! People won't hear the embarrassing sounds, plus, the faster that poop goes away, the smell won't tend to linger as long. 
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I work in my client's house, usually when noone is home, but I remodel kitchens and bathrooms. Job I am starting shortly has only one toilet in the house, and I am remodeling the bathroom that it is in. So I will be S.O.L.(Shit Out of Luck)
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Tactical Scenario:
You go into a stall and see that there is a newspaper (or magazine), hanging on either one of the handicap assist bars, or just resting on top of the toilet paper dispenser. Obviously, someone else has read it before. Do you pick it up and read it? Why?
You go into a stall and see that there is a newspaper (or magazine), hanging on either one of the handicap assist bars, or just resting on top of the toilet paper dispenser. Obviously, someone else has read it before. Do you pick it up and read it? Why?
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[QUOTE]Originally posted by redleader
[B]Tactical Scenario:
You go into a stall and see that there is a newspaper (or magazine), hanging on either one of the handicap assist bars, or just resting on top of the toilet paper dispenser.
[B]Tactical Scenario:
You go into a stall and see that there is a newspaper (or magazine), hanging on either one of the handicap assist bars, or just resting on top of the toilet paper dispenser.
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[QUOTE]Originally posted by redleader
[B]Tactical Scenario:
You go into a stall and see that there is a newspaper (or magazine), hanging on either one of the handicap assist bars, or just resting on top of the toilet paper dispenser.
[B]Tactical Scenario:
You go into a stall and see that there is a newspaper (or magazine), hanging on either one of the handicap assist bars, or just resting on top of the toilet paper dispenser.
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Thanks for responding to "Tactical Scenario"
Personally, I would take the same route as StrangeDaze. Because, hey, reading is reading. Which means, typically the literature is at some odd angle or position, which means, you're trying to let out your deposit with your held tilted in some awkward manner. But I never touch it with my hands because you don't know how dirty the last guy was who read it. Hell, he might have been wiping his ass and picking his noise and flipping the pages all with the same hand!
Personally, I would take the same route as StrangeDaze. Because, hey, reading is reading. Which means, typically the literature is at some odd angle or position, which means, you're trying to let out your deposit with your held tilted in some awkward manner. But I never touch it with my hands because you don't know how dirty the last guy was who read it. Hell, he might have been wiping his ass and picking his noise and flipping the pages all with the same hand!