Standing too close in line
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Originally Posted by LEE72,Jan 3 2008, 03:25 PM
Try riding the NYC subway during rush hour... in the summer. 
Gotta love the wifebeater-wearing mofos with their pits in your face.
Gotta love the wifebeater-wearing mofos with their pits in your face. I think the funniest is when I'm on the train and I see women sitting and a guy standing in front of them and because it's so damn crowded, the guy's crotch is literally smack dead right in front of the woman's face. If I was that woman, I'd stand up and give up the seat. It amazes me as to what people will do or put up with just to have a seat on the subway.
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Originally Posted by TW00Si,Jan 3 2008, 01:31 PM
Yes yes but maybe you need to wear platforms.
I think the funniest is when I'm on the train and I see women sitting and a guy standing in front of them and because it's so damn crowded, the guy's crotch is literally smack dead right in front of the woman's face. If I was that woman, I'd stand up and give up the seat. It amazes me as to what people will do or put up with just to have a seat on the subway.
I think the funniest is when I'm on the train and I see women sitting and a guy standing in front of them and because it's so damn crowded, the guy's crotch is literally smack dead right in front of the woman's face. If I was that woman, I'd stand up and give up the seat. It amazes me as to what people will do or put up with just to have a seat on the subway.
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Originally Posted by TW00Si,Jan 3 2008, 01:31 PM
Yes yes but maybe you need to wear platforms.
Ah, but I love how I can fit comfortably and not look like a dork in little sports cars. 
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Originally Posted by TW00Si,Jan 3 2008, 02:31 PM
Yes yes but maybe you need to wear platforms.
I think the funniest is when I'm on the train and I see women sitting and a guy standing in front of them and because it's so damn crowded, the guy's crotch is literally smack dead right in front of the woman's face. If I was that woman, I'd stand up and give up the seat. It amazes me as to what people will do or put up with just to have a seat on the subway.
I think the funniest is when I'm on the train and I see women sitting and a guy standing in front of them and because it's so damn crowded, the guy's crotch is literally smack dead right in front of the woman's face. If I was that woman, I'd stand up and give up the seat. It amazes me as to what people will do or put up with just to have a seat on the subway.
I was on the train here last month and it was SUPER crowded. My buddy and I were standing there and there was this middle-aged semi-balding man standing in front of me quite close. Train start moving and he fell backwards onto the front of me and bounced his face off of my chest. It clearly caught him off-guard and he got all awkward, it was hilarious. I looked around and everybody was fighting back smiles. He looked so embarrassed and he apologiezed to me but got off at the next stop and we all laughed. Funny stuff.
I also had the same situation with my crotch being in a cute girl's face after a bunch of other people got on the train and I was forced into her space. I told her I could turn around if she preferred but she smiled and said "no, that's fine." My kinda girl
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