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Old Jan 30, 2007 | 01:03 PM
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^ because there is a perfectly good clock on the stove!

Why cant women Ski?
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Old Jan 30, 2007 | 01:24 PM
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How did Helen Keller burn the left side of her face?
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Old Jan 30, 2007 | 01:32 PM
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Nobody?



She answered the iron.
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Old Jan 30, 2007 | 01:52 PM
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hahahahaahahahahaha
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Old Jan 30, 2007 | 02:22 PM
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Did you guys know Hellen Keller had a horse?!
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Old Jan 30, 2007 | 02:22 PM
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Neither did she.

Keep 'em coming!
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Old Jan 30, 2007 | 02:30 PM
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I don't get why you people are picking on Helen Keller. She was a role model, plus she passed away many decades ago.

Oh, she introduced the cool Akita dog to America.
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Old Jan 30, 2007 | 02:45 PM
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Have you seen Ray Charles' wife?
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Old Jan 30, 2007 | 04:05 PM
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what do you have if you have two little green balls in your hand?


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Old Jan 30, 2007 | 04:06 PM
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what do you get when you cross midgets with hookers?


Little bitty F**kers
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