I know what the worst joke in the world is...!

 

no no you dont

I have several that I can assure you are the worst jokes in the world. Guaranteed to offend the planet.

If I utter these jokes, the ground beneath you will open up and angels will come down from on high and weep your name until the end of time as you are dragged down to hell by three headed dogs clutching your recently opened entrails.

By my very soul, I am ashamed I even remember them and my children will probably have extra appendages as a curse for my steadfast memory.

 

In that case, let's hear 'em.

 

you say one, ill say one lol

 

Yeah, I've heard a couple that I feel dirty every time I repeat 'em. I mean, most off color jokes I've told I kinda feel bad for, but there's a few I truly feel guilty for saying. Pretty much any and all in the dead baby line of jokes qualifies, but there's a point where not in good taste becomes "you are a sick mother****er." I think I've spent too much time as a sick mother****er.

 

in the interst of keeping one of my earlier posts in this thread valid,

I will not go there

I will post senseless jokes about flies and dogs and babies but I wont go into the race/creed jokes

 

how did helen keller burn the other side of her face?


they called back.

 

**** DISCLAIMER truly tasteless content to folow*******






What is the best thing about showering with a 12 year old girl?


Slicking her back and pretending she is 9!


click and drag up from here to view

consider yourself warned. This is the tamer stuff, it gets worse than this, far worse.


This thread could spin out of control quick so, if it is deemed distasteful, I will support the closing of it.

 

That made me snort.

 

eh, jokes like that are over used. i know i have the worst joke ever, and if i said it, id at least be banned. without a doubt banned.


its really bad...