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wat up with guys taking so long in the crapper

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Old Jan 26, 2007 | 12:01 PM
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My home is my castle and the crapper is my throne.
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Old Jan 26, 2007 | 12:03 PM
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Originally Posted by dyhppy,Jan 26 2007, 03:47 PM
my legs go numb, so i dont think it's the best seat in the house. i know what you guys do, but why do u do it there? why not do it in the living room.
Toliet knee, as it is known, and toliet forehead are rough. You have to change your form.
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Old Jan 26, 2007 | 12:13 PM
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Originally Posted by tinkfist,Jan 26 2007, 01:00 PM
I usually take 5- 10 minutes, is that really that long? It provides me with a santuary away from the rest of my hectic life. For me, reading helps me relax my a-hole so everything flows freely. It doesn't matter what I read, it just has to be something. In a pinch I will read the contents of my wallet or read the air freshener can....you'd be amazed at how much of that can is filled with 'inert ingredients'
more fiber
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Old Jan 26, 2007 | 03:08 PM
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great thread.

WTF! I am in and out in under 2 minutes normally..... that seat isn't comfortable to me.

i had a roommate in college who would read the entire sunday paper shitting..????

I am stuck at work near the bathrooms.... i have 2 guys who read and a few others who just shit NASTY mutliple times daily.... they must either eat really horrible food or have some kind of problem....

some a-holes don't spray, don't leave the fan on, don't courtesy flush midway through, etc.... it is like they have no sense of smell?


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Old Jan 26, 2007 | 03:43 PM
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Originally Posted by Scot,Jan 26 2007, 04:08 PM
some a-holes don't spray, don't leave the fan on, don't courtesy flush midway through, etc.... it is like they have no sense of smell?
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hangies and never-ending wipes keep me busy
tmi, but you guys asked haha
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Old Jan 26, 2007 | 03:47 PM
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Waiting for dingleberries to fall!?
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Old Jan 26, 2007 | 07:47 PM
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Im reading this thread in the crapper


































jk
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Old Jan 26, 2007 | 07:54 PM
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I normally only take 5 minutes but i take 3 a day...one after every meal.
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Old Jan 26, 2007 | 08:08 PM
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Originally Posted by ENTHRALLED,Jan 26 2007, 11:54 PM
I normally only take 5 minutes but i take 3 a day...one after every meal.
you must have like 2% body fat
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Old Jan 26, 2007 | 08:26 PM
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Originally Posted by rubyrashel,Jan 26 2007, 09:08 PM
you must have like 2% body fat
fat is something i'm not.
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