wat up with guys taking so long in the crapper

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Jan 29, 2007 | 01:43 PM

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kumainu

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Originally Posted by C_Unit,Jan 29 2007, 10:48 AM

i think that's an asian thing. my mom used to yell at me to wash my butt up until i was about 15 yrs. old.

my friends still make fun of me... they'll say "crystal, did you wash your pek-pek?!" pek-pek = tagalog (filipino) for poon-tang. my mom is strange.

So, none of the whities wash their pek-pek or anuses?

Ewe! Wiping is NOT enough, never enough. I wipe, then take a shower or wash it with soap and water very carefully everytime.

C_Unit, have you stopped listening to your mama and washing your pek-pek?

Jan 30, 2007 | 12:59 AM

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Originally Posted by JonBoy,Jan 29 2007, 01:35 PM

Is you a doctor or is you a non-professional but knowledgeable person? What you say makes sense but it seems that if I'm CONSTANTLY drinking, it should not matter. The stool will always be wetted because I am constantly pouring water down my gullet faster than my body can absorb it.

Just curious.

it's just something i discovered on my own, and it's worked for me 90% of the time.

i used to suffer from constipation when i was growing up.

Jan 30, 2007 | 04:46 AM

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wickerbill

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Originally Posted by kumainu,Jan 29 2007, 04:43 PM

So, none of the whities wash their pek-pek or anuses?

Ewe! Wiping is NOT enough, never enough. I wipe, then take a shower or wash it with soap and water very carefully everytime.

C_Unit, have you stopped listening to your mama and washing your pek-pek?

So do you just not crap at work? I would hate to walk into the bathroom and see you standing at the sink with your pants around your ankles while you are washing your asshole with soap and water.

Jan 30, 2007 | 09:19 AM

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^ pwned.

Jan 30, 2007 | 09:42 AM

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C_Unit

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i have a travel size baby wipes box in my purse... hahaha... i'm so effing weird. i hate only using toilet paper, especially at work.

i also have travel size tums... and i always take the complimentary wet-naps if they have them at restaurants.

mmm k, so now that you all know how weird i am...

Jan 30, 2007 | 12:54 PM

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Scot

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WETNAP FTW!!!!

The old netnap smell rimjob...

Jan 30, 2007 | 02:05 PM

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kumainu

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Originally Posted by wickerbill,Jan 30 2007, 05:46 AM

So do you just not crap at work? I would hate to walk into the bathroom and see you standing at the sink with your pants around your ankles while you are washing your asshole with soap and water.

No, I don't poop at work or in public restrooms, and can't remember the last time I've done it. If I HAD to poop at work or in a public restroom, then I'd have to use like a whole roll of paper to wipe.

Wiping alone is gross. First, wipe, then wash or shower. You people are dirty.